Mo' Urban Dictionary: Ridonkulous Street Slang Defined

From the wildly popular Web site urbandictionary.com, where you write your own definitions, Mo’ Urban Dictionary brings the hottest slang that defines your world.

 

pregret - Regretting something you’re about to do anyway

 

multislacking - Doing multiple slackeresque things concurrently

 

email bankruptcy - Clearing your inbox and starting from scratch

 

workahol - What workaholics are addicted to

 

foreploy - Misrepresenting yourself on a date in hopes of getting lucky

 

bluetool - Someone who always wears a Bluetooth earpiece, even when they’re not on the phone

 

breakup buddy - A friend who provides objective advice and post-breakup support

 

meh - A verbal shrug of indifference

 

hobosexual - The opposite of metrosexual; one who cares little for their own appearance

 

testosterphone - To make a quick and to-the-point phone call that lasts under thirty seconds

 

accountabilabuddy - A friend you get in trouble with and who’s somewhat responsible for your actions

 

urban cougar - An older woman who hunts younger prey in bars and clubs

 

puma - An attractive woman in her late twenties, training to be a cougar

 

Pac-Manning - To drive on the dotted white lane divider, like Pac-Man eating dots