JCrawf's suggestion is an excellent one. Another option you might investigate is checking out the local Adult Education programs that various high schools run at night. (The public library can probably help you get started in finding out which schools offer what night classes.) I had zero teaching experience at the time, but I happened to inquire about a position teaching calligraphy through a local Adult Ed program (I found their brochure at the library), and ended up doing it for eight years!
Just remember that any time you stretch the truth on a resume, it will usually come back to haunt you. Good luck!
