A
Tom Swiftie is a sentence in which the description of how the speaker says a sentence applies to the meaning of the sentence itself.
"Sorry those
darts ended up in your face," Tom said
aimlessly.
"I love
math," Tom
added.
"That
squirrel stole my cookie," Tom
chattered.
"What an
ugly dog," Tom
muttered.
How about,
"I'm not a crook!", Nixon fingered. :D