I have a friend who is turning 60 this weekend. He used to teach writing and he always brags about how he can diagram a poem. So, for his birthday I wanted to give him a framed piece of art that has some of his more well know catch phrases - in diagram form. Since it's been 30 years since anyone made me diagram a sentence, I'm pretty rusty. Since this guy is a former teacher - I really want to get it right. Thanks.
The sentences are:
I can diagram a poem.
But I am Bob Johnson!
Did you know I am married to Cindy Ward?