HOW TO CORRECT THE SENTENCE

[tien-sung]

"This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Lewis to come forward and lay an egg on the alter. "
I know where the humor is in above church joke, but I I don't know how to correct the sentence,and let the the sentence becomes normal,could you tell me how to rewrite it.
By the way, because I am Taiwanese ,please correct the above massage (if any). Thank you .
from tien-sung (Taipei)

[Raymott]

"This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Lewis to come forward and lay an egg on the alter. "
I know where the humor is in above church joke, but I I don't know how to correct the sentence,and let the the sentence becomes normal,could you tell me how to rewrite it.
By the way, because I am Taiwanese ,please correct the above massage (if any). Thank you .
from tien-sung (Taipei)

"put an egg".
"place an egg".

[Rover_KE]

"This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Lewis to come forward and lay an egg on the altar. "
I know where the humor is in the above church joke, but I I don't know how to correct the sentence, to make it sound normal. Could you tell me how to rewrite it?
By the way, because I am Taiwanese, please correct the above message.

Thank you,

from tien-sung (Taipei)

Mistakes corrected.

Rover

[tien-sung]

Rover_KE , thank you very much ,it does help me a lot ,I hope you correct my message every week.

from tien-sung

[Rover_KE]

Rover_KE, thank you very much. It does help me a lot. I hope you will correct my messages every week.

From tien-sung

You're welcome, tien-sung. Leave a space after your punctuation marks, not before them.

Rover