Wanted Words

[Mattw05]

I just wanted to see what kind of works you guys could come up with for the following situations i'm having a bit of trouble, lol
1) If a great cook is called a gourmet what could you call a dreadful cook?
2) People who are good with plants are said to have a green thumb, what could you call a person who kills plants?
3) What can you call it when we think it's spring, but sudenly we get a couple of freezing cold snowly days.
4) The outside part of a loaf is called crust, what can we call the inside spot?
5) What can you call a song that sticks in your head all day?

[Hayseed]

1) a piss poor cook

2) can`t really say; it depends on whether they kill the plants on purpose

3) I`d call it bullsh*t

4) The Anti-Crust!

5) annoying