HELP!!!!! Make it quick

[my boss]

hello everyone, can you do me a favour?
I want something about me to be written in my homepage in the about me section.As I am not very good in english,can you do it for me.

here are the informations I want to be in it.
( maybe these are listed not in order )

- refers my self as pure evil
- teenager
- living in glamourous Maldives.
(NOTE: mention its natural beauty, Click here for more information about Maldives )
- intrested in graphics designing, animating and drawing and painting
- a memeber of family known as ALAM
- sometimes plays PC games and favourite game is GTA SA and EmpireEarth 2
- listens to pop, gothic, rock ..etc all kinds of music, most favourite song now is Eminem's mockingbird and facourite track of all time is danger mouse's dark march
- like's gothic graphics and futuristic graphics
- enjoys swimming, playing football and riding around
- prouds to be a Maldivian

Don't make it too long and also make it quick. Now I think you know a quite lot about me
Anyway thanks to anyone who likes to help

I waited long for a response, but no response
Let me know whether I posted this in a wrong forum or whether you don't like doing it free or you don't do it
Also let me know if you are in it.

[MrPedantic]

Hello Boss, welcome to UE!

Why not try to write it yourself first? Then maybe someone will be kind enough to check it for you.

Otherwise, it will sound like our homepage, not yours!

Bye
MrP

[my boss]

Okay, I am in it.