Welcome, Bill.
Interesting twist.

Consider, though, that a dialect is a form of language used in a particular region or by a particular social group. Given that definition, which dialect would [1] and [2] belong to?
[1]
He was stood there saying nothing.
[2]
I like laying on the grass and looking at the clouds.
'was stood' is rare, so it's possible that it's dialectal and not an error, per se, but 'laying' is a common error: speakers of British English, American English, Australian English, as well as other English dialects are known to say it [2].
All the best.