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28-Apr-2004, 12:17

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Here is a British English jock

What is the similarity between:
A. american beer
B. making love in a canoe

SOLUTION:

They are both fucking close to the water.

Hope you like it!!!!

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Re: Here is a British English jock

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Originally Posted by gemita

What is the similarity between:
A. american beer
B. making love in a canoe

SOLUTION:

They are both fucking close to the water.

Hope you like it!!!!

It's good, but it works better without the definite article. :D

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close to water.

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Originally Posted by tdol

close to water.

That was the article to lose. :wink:

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How watery is American beer?

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How watery is American beer?

That depends on the beer. The alcohol content is pretty standard; the flavor varies. I like Rolling Rock.

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