Funny Jokes

[Ayed]

Some Jokes

1-A hashish addict knocked at his neighbor’s door:
--The addict :”Do you have tomatoes?”
--Neighbors:”Yes”
--The addict:”So do I “

2-A hashish addict stopped by a prowl car :
--The policeman:”Could you please show me your Driving License”
--The addict:”I have neither hashish nor any thing at all”

3-A hashish addict laughs at lightning ,Why?He thinks there is one photographing him

4-A hashish addict went to a nearby supermarket and asked the shopkeeper:
--The addict :”Have you got ice?”
--Shopkeeper:”Yes”
--The addict:”Is it cold”

5-An old woman once jumpped into sea , why? So that people can call her”A victim of the drown Titanic ship”

6-A theif broke into an old woman’s home and stole TV .Saw the theif running away,the old woman picked up the remote control set and chased crying at him:”Hey!Here you are the R.C set as well!

7-A hag is always jumping on her house’sofa, why?So that people around her can ask her:”Sit down , daughter”

8-An old woman at an evening school once asked about the sign”=” what it was:
--Teacher:”What is this “=”?
--The old woman :”It is No”11” laid down!!

9-A hag sick with self-abhorrnce was walking .All of a sudden, she slipped off and fell on the ground:”I wish you had one of your legs broken, evil”addressed herself.

What is the best of all?
with regards

[Casiopea]

2-A hashish addict stopped by a prowl car :
--The policeman:”Could you please show me your Driving License”
--The addict:”I have neither hashish nor any thing at all”

6-A theif broke into an old woman’s home and stole TV .Saw the theif running away,the old woman picked up the remote control set and chased crying at him:”Hey!Here you are the R.C set as well!

I like 2- the best. 6- is OK, too.

Canadian Joke

Pilot: Thank you for flying with Air Canada. We will be landing in the city of Whitehorse, shortly. It is now 10:25 am in the land of the rising sun; the sky is clear and the temperature is a mild -58 C. Welcome!
Passenger: (Hiccup) Shuddup. I live here.

[rocos]

all are funny! I like the 4th most.

[Ayed]

Thank you Casiopea and Rocos

[Casiopea]

Thank you Casiopea and Rocos

You're welcome. :D

[RonBee]

I like number two and number four.
The rest of them are quite a bore.

:wink: