English Language Discussion Forums


Go Back   UsingEnglish.com ESL Forum > Learning English > Ask a Teacher

Quick Links
Sites for Teachers



Reply
 
LinkBack Thread Tools Display Modes
  #1  
Old 25-Jun-2004, 14:48
Junior Member
 
Join Date: Oct 2003
Country: Saudi Arabia,Riyadh
Posts: 96
Ayed
Default Funny Jokes

Some Jokes

1-A hashish addict knocked at his neighbor’s door:
--The addict :”Do you have tomatoes?”
--Neighbors:”Yes”
--The addict:”So do I “

2-A hashish addict stopped by a prowl car :
--The policeman:”Could you please show me your Driving License”
--The addict:”I have neither hashish nor any thing at all”

3-A hashish addict laughs at lightning ,Why?He thinks there is one photographing him

4-A hashish addict went to a nearby supermarket and asked the shopkeeper:
--The addict :”Have you got ice?”
--Shopkeeper:”Yes”
--The addict:”Is it cold”

5-An old woman once jumpped into sea , why? So that people can call her”A victim of the drown Titanic ship”

6-A theif broke into an old woman’s home and stole TV .Saw the theif running away,the old woman picked up the remote control set and chased crying at him:”Hey!Here you are the R.C set as well!

7-A hag is always jumping on her house’sofa, why?So that people around her can ask her:”Sit down , daughter”

8-An old woman at an evening school once asked about the sign”=” what it was:
--Teacher:”What is this “=”?
--The old woman :”It is No”11” laid down!!

9-A hag sick with self-abhorrnce was walking .All of a sudden, she slipped off and fell on the ground:”I wish you had one of your legs broken, evil”addressed herself.

What is the best of all?
with regards
Reply With Quote
Sponsored Links
  #2  
Old 26-Jun-2004, 05:01
Casiopea's Avatar
VIP Member
 
Join Date: Sep 2003
Country: Canada
Posts: 12,989
Current Location: China
First Language: English
Member Type: Other
Casiopea will become famous soon enough
Default Re: Funny Jokes

Quote:
2-A hashish addict stopped by a prowl car :
--The policeman:”Could you please show me your Driving License”
--The addict:”I have neither hashish nor any thing at all”

6-A theif broke into an old woman’s home and stole TV .Saw the theif running away,the old woman picked up the remote control set and chased crying at him:”Hey!Here you are the R.C set as well!
I like 2- the best. 6- is OK, too.

Canadian Joke

Pilot: Thank you for flying with Air Canada. We will be landing in the city of Whitehorse, shortly. It is now 10:25 am in the land of the rising sun; the sky is clear and the temperature is a mild -58 C. Welcome!
Passenger: (Hiccup) Shuddup. I live here.
Reply With Quote
  #3  
Old 26-Jun-2004, 15:21
Newbie
 
Join Date: Jun 2004
Posts: 30
rocos
Default

all are funny! I like the 4th most.
Reply With Quote
  #4  
Old 26-Jun-2004, 18:57
Junior Member
 
Join Date: Oct 2003
Country: Saudi Arabia,Riyadh
Posts: 96
Ayed
Default

Thank you Casiopea and Rocos
Reply With Quote
  #5  
Old 27-Jun-2004, 02:05
Casiopea's Avatar
VIP Member
 
Join Date: Sep 2003
Country: Canada
Posts: 12,989
Current Location: China
First Language: English
Member Type: Other
Casiopea will become famous soon enough
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Ayed
Thank you Casiopea and Rocos
You're welcome. :D
Reply With Quote
  #6  
Old 01-Jul-2004, 19:08
RonBee's Avatar
Moderator
 
Join Date: Feb 2003
Country: USA
Posts: 15,501
Current Location: North Carolina
First Language: English
Member Type: Other
RonBee has a brilliant futureRonBee has a brilliant futureRonBee has a brilliant futureRonBee has a brilliant futureRonBee has a brilliant futureRonBee has a brilliant futureRonBee has a brilliant futureRonBee has a brilliant futureRonBee has a brilliant futureRonBee has a brilliant futureRonBee has a brilliant future
Default

I like number two and number four.
The rest of them are quite a bore.

:wink:
Reply With Quote
Reply

Bookmarks

Tags
funny, jokes

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On


Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
fun and funny ripley Ask a Teacher 1 26-Sep-2004 13:05
Some Jokes Ayed Ask a Teacher 3 07-May-2004 01:44


All times are GMT. The time now is 15:14.


vBulletin, Copyright ©2000 - 2009, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Search Engine Optimization by vBSEO 3.3.0
Copyright © 2002 - 2009 UsingEnglish.com