I didn't realize "no tickee, no washee" was
highly offensive, so thank
you, bakarah
. Not an expression I recall ever using, but if it springs to mind, I will
refrain.
How interesting about the proverbs having four characters; does this rule hold elsewhere as well? For example, I was taught the "rule of three" in playwriting to make a joke or running gag effective; do the Chinese have a "rule of four"?
The goody-two-shoes monkeys are Japanese in origin, according to
Wikipedia. But there is a Chinese version with a fourth directive, "Do no evil." Wiki also tells us that "[h]e may be covering his abdomen or crotch...." What a great T-shirt opportunity.