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No more lawyer jokes. I promise. The one I posted "fell in my lap" (so to speak). No offense was intended to any lawyers, would-be lawyers, or relatives of lawyers. I just thought the joke might be funny. (It's a character flaw, I know. _ :wink: _ )

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What do you call a coach crashing with twenty lawyers on board?

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That one is funny, but I don't know why. _ :wink:

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What do you call twenty lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
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