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    Hello there...

    I mean no offense to anyone. I am just trying to find a few sentences that could describe men whose penises have stopped 'working'.

    1) This kite flies no more!
    2) The little bird can't leave the nest.

    Do you know of any other?

    Thanks

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    Quote Originally Posted by Offroad View Post
    Hello there...

    I mean no offense to anyone. I am just trying to find a few sentences that could describe men whose penises have stopped 'working'.

    1) This kite flies no more!
    2) The little bird can't leave the nest.

    Do you know of any other?

    Thanks
    3. He has become impotent.
    4. He suffers from erectile dysfunction.

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    He can't get it up.

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    No (more) lead in his pencil.

    Can't get it up.

    That ship sank, and can't be re-floated.

    That ship sank years ago.

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    (to suffer from) brewer's droop

    This is reserved for times when the malfunction is brought about by an excessive intake of beer.

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    Question Re: dead pecker club

    He has ED (erectile dysfunction)

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    Quote Originally Posted by hermeowjesty View Post
    He has ED (erectile dysfunction)
    I think I pretty much covered that in #2.

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