- For Teachers
There are two guys in the diner. One of them want to beat up another one.
One of them says: I got a mind to take you out back and teach you some manners, mister. (I take it to mean: I really badly want to take you outside and teach you some good manners there, right?)
The other one says: I wouldn't advise that!
The 1st one replies: Advise this! (Does it mean: Handle this! Cope with it!)
After these words he punched him.