I got your message, but I don't have anything to add to what the others have already said.
My most recent reading of this book was Pride and Prejudice and Zombies, which was extremely funny (though parts were a bit gross). Charlotte accepts Mr. Collins because she has been bitten by a zombie and knows here time is limited before she turns into one too, and want some security. Lady Catherine despises Lizzy not only for her inferior family relations, but also for her inferior martial arts training, which she thinks makes her less equipped to kill zombies. It has tainted my memory of some of the finer points of the real book, which I'll reread this summer.