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Video URL: Cousin Sal at the 2013 LA Marathon - YouTube


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People get very serious when they running a marathon which makes it...
a ideal place for my Cousin Sal who is never serious ever.
Every year we sent my Cousin Sal...
to the marathon to entertain runners along the way.
And entertain them he did!
Here's Cousin Sal at the 2013 L.A. Marathon.
Cousin Sal at the 2013 L.A. Marathon.
Cousin Sal here the 2013 L.A. Marathon.
While mile 11 with the runner tradition start get dehydrated.
I mean to help them out with my own unique brand water.
That's glued to table. Let's go.
Yeah, it's water here. Yeah!
Yeah. It's water. Take some. Use that up buddy straight.(???)
Don't be shy. Give it a try. Oh.
Are you serious?
I'm not the bad joke I know.(???)
Alright!
Hey!
Grabbing! (???)Take all you want. Here you go.
You not... Grab it right. Hold. Twist.
Get your want here! (beep) Water here! Come on now.
Alright! Bye! Go! Take some. (beep) Come on!
Alright! People (???) trouble that one.
Oh! Ruin everyone's fun.
We'll be seen St. Patrick's Day without jello shots.(???)
Jello shots! Get to jello shots. Come on!
Hey, got drunken(???). Take that one. Good! You too.
Come on! You gotta be drunk to do this. Hey, got?
Drink up. Drink up. Jello shots!
Take that! Alright.
Here is some traditional green shrimp cocktail with green dipping chile(???).
Here we go.
Who wants some shrimp? (???)(???)
Take some. Good good. Hey, you want one?
What is it? No.
Shrimp cocktail. Don't forget to dip it.
(???)Don't be afraid. Dip it. Alright!
Good running forever! Take some. Here you got.
It's a not(???). (???) sick. I'm (???) you. Ok?
Take some. Green shrimp cocktail. Eat it.
Shrimp cocktail.
Left over Chinese food from last night or Wednesday. I don't know.
Egg foo young. Egg foo young. Egg foo young. That's a small piece.
Take it. Take it. Come on. Alright.
What's my(???) do now?
Egg foo young. Right. Thanks.
Egg foo young? No no no.
Egg foo young? Oh my god! Look at that!
Swing the wheel for chance win a giant prize!
(???) buddy.
What do you gonna win?
Yeah! (???)a cruise, motorcycle. Alright!
Time is (???) Hurry up.
Wow, you are a strong guy!.(???) You got a word.
Let it(???) stop. I gotta go.
Come on, buddy.
Ha, the big prize is on the wheel.
(???) gonna stop on the new car.
Stop. I gonna go, man.
Where you going?
I (???) finish (???)
Slowing down.
(???) man
I (???) there. It gonna stop.
(beep)
That's it? That's it?
Oh no. You won a motorcycle.
Where should I send your motorcycle?
Oh.
Get (???)
Yes. That's right.
(???) nine o nine
Yes. That's a good goal(???).
Take a shower.
Congratulations! You win a leprechaun.
Thank you.
Alright. Go. Go.
(???)
That's all. Run. Run. Run.
That's all what you need. Don't feed it after midnight.
Alright. (???) There's Cousin Sal.
Thank you. Cousin Sal.