Re: TO ALL AMERICANS: Which accent do I have?
It is VERY hard to tell where someone is from if all you hear is a list of words. Try reading a passage
You'll hear "cray-yawn" versus "cran" for crayon in different places. N'walins or New or-LEANS or New Or-lee-anz or New Orlins - that doesn't tell you much either.
For now, I'd say upper midwest, but again, try a full passage.
I'm not a teacher, but I write for a living. Please don't ask me about 2nd conditionals, but I'm a safe bet for what reads well in (American) English.