Bring in a bunch of recycle paper.
Manuel, crumple up two sheets/pieces of paper and try to hit the clock/blackboard/teacher/the garbage can/etc.
Throw underarm/windmill style/overarm/sidearm.
+ He/You Got it/Dead on/Spot on/Right on the noggin/ etc
- Missed by a mile/ you couldn't hit the broadside of a barn/etc
For me, "inverted word order" isn't quite clear enough to respond to, Me.