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    Hi, my teachers .
    I have just hunted these jokes to refresh our minds:


    1-A drunk cat walked on the street:”shall I say mow or yawo”
    2-A wandering dog passed by a polic dog and contemplated:” I wish I had completed my education so as to be as the police dog”
    3-A couple , a hen and a rooster passed by a chicken being roasted.The rooster warned its wife:”This punishment is for whom she disobeys her husband”
    4-A stingy man standing in a balcony and heard his little son came calling:”Dad ..Dad ..Dad”His father replied:”Hey!It is enough to say “Dad” only one”

    5-A stingy man tells his sons:”Darlings!Anyone of you who will pass all exams will see the ice ream car”
    6-A couple had a new born and called him” cashbox “
    7-A stingy man bought three oranges .He cut the first but was rotten , then he cut the second but was rotten as well.He put off the light ,cut the last orange and gulped it .

    Which is the best of them?Which number?
    Mr.RonBee and tdol are not allowed to laugh unless they will giggle :wink:
    Thank you

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    I have to agree with Tdol. It's #5. That's really stingy. No. 7 is pretty funny too tho.

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    Shouldn't have turned the light off after the first? Now that would be stingy.

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