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    8) how i turn on the computer? 8)

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    Quote Originally Posted by NiXoN
    8) how i turn on the computer? 8)
    Find the "on" button.
    Push it.


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    Quote Originally Posted by MikeNewYork
    Quote Originally Posted by NiXoN
    8) how i turn on the computer? 8)
    Find the "on" button.
    Push it.

    As an alternative, you can dress it in lingerie and whisper sweet nothings in its microphone.


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    Interesting that he managed to post before switching the machine on- I've never been able to do that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tdol
    Interesting that he managed to post before switching the machine on- I've never been able to do that.
    Magic!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MikeNewYork
    Quote Originally Posted by tdol
    Interesting that he managed to post before switching the machine on- I've never been able to do that.
    Magic!
    At last I've found somebody who knows less about computers than I do!

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    Oh lordy!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Red5
    Oh lordy!
    :D :D :D

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    Quote Originally Posted by Susie Smith
    Quote Originally Posted by MikeNewYork
    Quote Originally Posted by tdol
    Interesting that he managed to post before switching the machine on- I've never been able to do that.
    Magic!
    At last I've found somebody who knows less about computers than I do!

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