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    Some Jokes

    1-A hashish addict knocked at his neighbor’s door:
    --The addict :”Do you have tomatoes?”
    --Neighbors:”Yes”
    --The addict:”So do I “

    2-A hashish addict stopped by a prowl car :
    --The policeman:”Could you please show me your Driving License”
    --The addict:”I have neither hashish nor any thing at all”

    3-A hashish addict laughs at lightning ,Why?He thinks there is one photographing him

    4-A hashish addict went to a nearby supermarket and asked the shopkeeper:
    --The addict :”Have you got ice?”
    --Shopkeeper:”Yes”
    --The addict:”Is it cold”

    5-An old woman once jumpped into sea , why? So that people can call her”A victim of the drown Titanic ship”

    6-A theif broke into an old woman’s home and stole TV .Saw the theif running away,the old woman picked up the remote control set and chased crying at him:”Hey!Here you are the R.C set as well!

    7-A hag is always jumping on her house’sofa, why?So that people around her can ask her:”Sit down , daughter”

    8-An old woman at an evening school once asked about the sign”=” what it was:
    --Teacher:”What is this “=”?
    --The old woman :”It is No”11” laid down!!

    9-A hag sick with self-abhorrnce was walking .All of a sudden, she slipped off and fell on the ground:”I wish you had one of your legs broken, evil”addressed herself.

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    2-A hashish addict stopped by a prowl car :
    --The policeman:”Could you please show me your Driving License”
    --The addict:”I have neither hashish nor any thing at all”

    6-A theif broke into an old woman’s home and stole TV .Saw the theif running away,the old woman picked up the remote control set and chased crying at him:”Hey!Here you are the R.C set as well!
    I like 2- the best. 6- is OK, too.

    Canadian Joke

    Pilot: Thank you for flying with Air Canada. We will be landing in the city of Whitehorse, shortly. It is now 10:25 am in the land of the rising sun; the sky is clear and the temperature is a mild -58 C. Welcome!
    Passenger: (Hiccup) Shuddup. I live here.

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    all are funny! I like the 4th most.

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    Thank you Casiopea and Rocos

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ayed
    Thank you Casiopea and Rocos
    You're welcome. :D

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    I like number two and number four.
    The rest of them are quite a bore.

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