I like 2- the best. 6- is OK, too.2-A hashish addict stopped by a prowl car :
--The policeman:”Could you please show me your Driving License”
--The addict:”I have neither hashish nor any thing at all”
6-A theif broke into an old woman’s home and stole TV .Saw the theif running away,the old woman picked up the remote control set and chased crying at him:”Hey!Here you are the R.C set as well!
Pilot: Thank you for flying with Air Canada. We will be landing in the city of Whitehorse, shortly. It is now 10:25 am in the land of the rising sun; the sky is clear and the temperature is a mild -58 C. Welcome!
Passenger: (Hiccup) Shuddup. I live here.