Susan: I was just wondering how you'd feel if I went out with Bill.
Susan: Bill asked me out
Eddie: Bill? My Bill?
Susan: Well,see, that's the thing. He doesn't think of himself as your Bill. He said that date was just a one-time thing which I know, because when he asked me out. I told him I thought you guys were involved.
Eddie: So you haven't agreed to go out with him?
Susan: No. I wanted to check with you first.
Eddie: Wow that's nice of you.So, can I?
Susan: So, can I?
Susan: Why can't I go out with him?
Eddie: Because I saw him first.
Susan: That's a really third-grade thing to say.