This is what I understood from 7:13 to 7:53:
Every time I turn on the TV there's another celebrity chef making a career ad for himself by being some sort of Taliban personality. Go to Ramsey. Not sleep at work. Shout at people. Don't mess up in Gould's kitchen - I'd last about 5 minutes worth of Gould. If he stared at me, I'd be like: "Gould, Gould, we're doing a b*** dinner, mate. We're not sorting out the Middle East here. You know what I mean? If it all goes 'tits up' I'll get us a bairgan b***."
I know know if the italicized words are correct. I hope this helps!