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Cassini Burks
I think lettuce is not a inanimate noun. Cassini Burks
abbie
isn't lettuce a living organism?
Alex
it is a living organism, but it does not breathe and it has no perceptible pulse
Stuee
Look! There goes that damned lettuce again, careering round the garden like a maniac. Oi!! lol
(Apologies for using 'lol' here, but I really was :-)

Roger Rabbit
It is when you eat it