the evil of phonetics (read!!)

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Mitch Protheroe

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f someone wants to help me, please post this on message boards or something better (there isn't really.. facebook is a good start. message board people most likely will ban you) "The Evils of Phonetics"
red / read
it's too long / ass to lung
18 / a team / a teen
need / knead
what haven't I seen / want having a scene
diamond eye / die men die
provided / provide dead / prove it dead
sleep okay / slip her K (ketamine)
for me / firm e (ecstasy)
overdone / over dumb
Fox News / faux noose (tie?)
calling the please / condom to please
Can I come in? K knock em in?
hone your skills / home yours kills
believe in yourself / be leaving yourself
diversion / die version
taKING a WALLk, king of the hill
clearly / Claire-Lee
have fun doll / ha fondle
press play now / pus ply new
mopey / moo pee (milk???)
IM you, I am you
first lady / thist waity
devil / 'd' evil
corpses / carp-sizz
the issues / the chews
there / the heir, air
ox / axe
pay attention / PA a tension
profound / pro-fund
headstrong / heed strung
sleep stop / steep slop
tired eyes / tire dies
dynamite / dine I might
fetal / feed all
blech (yuck) longs / black lungs
placenta / play center
crush on the first / crash on the thirst
call me / cull me / caw me / coming
meats good / meets god / mates good
license and registration / lie sense and Reggie stray shin
taking a hit/hint "cough cough"
non-irritating / nun ear a teeting (cigarette/alternative instead of acting out intuitively)
taking / tea a king
backbone / bad bone
Pat come in / pack 'em, Em in / pick amen
crunchy / crotch chi
dressed / jest
cattle / cat hole / cow toll
force it down / farce it done / "face-it" dome
appalled by actions / appled by ash-ins
Santa sledder / sand toe-slider
discard / de-scarred
losing / Lucy in / Lou-seen, scene
crypt / crept / script
Russian / rushing
clouds / clouts / clots / Klaus
Thank you guys so much / Think you're gay so much
Aladin / all addin' (all adding *up*, making it okay for people to live who crave or "love" nice, young "souls"
(describing opportunities in life broadly))
pan it / pen it / payin' it / peanut / pain it
Not about that life / nut about that lie
pull / pearl
armed (trees?)
father figure / fatter figure
Safe and secure / safe insecure
breathing patterns, birthing patters
disco voice / this cold vice
smoke from a chimney / smack form ache in me / smock foam my kin me
waiting / wading
what's up / wood's "uh!" / want some
What are your sources? / Water your sore says
symbols / some balls
spine / spy-in
sand / send
random / rain dumb
the good came first / the good cane thirst
brings in / bring sin
I'd hate to be you / I date to be you
de-scratching the skin / discouraging these kin
had sex / head sacks, six
White Christmas / wet cris mass / wet crust mess
life on Mars / lie fun mo' S.S. (moss is green and sort of like cannabis)
want, one "t" (the cross)
moderna / my doorknob
secretive / secret if
gonna lose / gun a loose
publicly / pubic lie
I'm ugly / eye mugly
a cane, arcane / okay-in
flirting, farting alone (ignoring your a**)
better in time / bitter in tie
What good is pretty? / wet god is petty
squirrel / score a hole / square a ho
finding your center / finding you Santa
excuses / sex, six uses
dollar / dealer (they are good for the status quo)
crystal / curse still
going / growing (outside?)
any better / innie, in E bitter
my space / mice pace
huh / ha
fuck / fork
however / ho lever
eggs, aches / eggsacks
holding hair, hare (slow down)
slithering sin / sly the reason / still the reason
I feel / 1 "f" eel
deciding / decoding
don't worry / don't wear e
shiny / shy knee
sinking in your claws/ siccing, sicking in your clause / sickening in your clothes
veil / vail (deer-hunting is common, dare-haunting is calming)
I can not sleep right now / I can nazi-lip, leap right now
uncle and the police / place / please
meth, myth (the water is shiny, the myth is we originated from Europe)(your rope, we were "brought back alive")
hating myself / hating mice elf (Keebler crackers)
Paris Hilton / parasail a ton / purse hit on
pitch it to me / peach it two me (no core)
no hair / no where / now where
get your money's, mummie's worth / gut your mommy's worth
rob the pyramid / rub the purr all mid
awkward hand, hard
talk, take me down / tack me done, meat on
stupid / stop I.D. / stoop-id
chord / cord / curd
de-scratching the skin / discouraging these kin
don't get less / "don't get"-less / don't, get less, Lyss
dust balls / D.A.S.T. bowls (drug abuse screening test)
drooling / drool in
crime drama / crum germer / karma drummer
dreams and nightmares / genes and neighbors
what is sleep? / wet is slip / wood is leap
mister / mint stir (bowls of Salvia (hallucinogen in mint family), bulls of saliva (teeth brushing))
singing / sinning
foreign / for in / four n
clam chowder / clench odor / clan chatter
kicking and screaming / kick,cake again's creaming
temping / tempting
steps / stamps
maid / made
chat / cheat (tests?)
please / pleas
acid bath / a kid bat
guillotine / gay a teen
calling the police their right / cold in the place they write
higher than average / hear the knave rage
too, two picky
peaches / pit cheese / pitches
mingle / mm in go
help I can't breathe / hell pie can't breed
mango / I'm ungo
butt hole / butt whole / bottle / battle
good ripples / god really pulls / get rail-poles
retards / writ arts
however / ho lever
what's,wit's,wet's going on
assassins / ask asians / a sass sins / as seasons
Jesus help may / jizz-is-help me
nothing to sea, see here
sea horse / si (yes in Spanish) hearse
Pompeii / palm pee,pay
dulcimer / die some more / doll simmer
ass hole / a soul
hit / hint
coming over / combing over
wig not / wing nut
premise / promise
wizards hat / wizz it's hot
raven / revvin' / ravin'
perfection / profession
revvin' / re:win
leaders or the kids / liters are the kiss
death is walking to you / def is working to you
cancelling your plans / can't sell any your plants
detached / debt ached
generic / Gen Eric / Gina wreck / giant erect / join Iraq
mister / mint stir,steer
this pie is unreal / the spy a sun-rail, arson reel
 

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I have no idea at all what this post is meant to be about or why you think we would share it anywhere. Nor do I have any idea why, as a native English speaker, you have used next to no capitalisation or punctuation in your post. Instead of posting yet another long list of words, why don't you explain to us why you're here, why you posted it and why you think we would do anything with it?
 
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