Mitch Protheroe
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f someone wants to help me, please post this on message boards or something better (there isn't really.. facebook is a good start. message board people most likely will ban you) "The Evils of Phonetics"
red / read
it's too long / ass to lung
18 / a team / a teen
need / knead
what haven't I seen / want having a scene
diamond eye / die men die
provided / provide dead / prove it dead
sleep okay / slip her K (ketamine)
for me / firm e (ecstasy)
overdone / over dumb
Fox News / faux noose (tie?)
calling the please / condom to please
Can I come in? K knock em in?
hone your skills / home yours kills
believe in yourself / be leaving yourself
diversion / die version
taKING a WALLk, king of the hill
clearly / Claire-Lee
have fun doll / ha fondle
press play now / pus ply new
mopey / moo pee (milk???)
IM you, I am you
first lady / thist waity
devil / 'd' evil
corpses / carp-sizz
the issues / the chews
there / the heir, air
ox / axe
pay attention / PA a tension
profound / pro-fund
headstrong / heed strung
sleep stop / steep slop
tired eyes / tire dies
dynamite / dine I might
fetal / feed all
blech (yuck) longs / black lungs
placenta / play center
crush on the first / crash on the thirst
call me / cull me / caw me / coming
meats good / meets god / mates good
license and registration / lie sense and Reggie stray shin
taking a hit/hint "cough cough"
non-irritating / nun ear a teeting (cigarette/alternative instead of acting out intuitively)
taking / tea a king
backbone / bad bone
Pat come in / pack 'em, Em in / pick amen
crunchy / crotch chi
dressed / jest
cattle / cat hole / cow toll
force it down / farce it done / "face-it" dome
appalled by actions / appled by ash-ins
Santa sledder / sand toe-slider
discard / de-scarred
losing / Lucy in / Lou-seen, scene
crypt / crept / script
Russian / rushing
clouds / clouts / clots / Klaus
Thank you guys so much / Think you're gay so much
Aladin / all addin' (all adding *up*, making it okay for people to live who crave or "love" nice, young "souls"
(describing opportunities in life broadly))
pan it / pen it / payin' it / peanut / pain it
Not about that life / nut about that lie
pull / pearl
armed (trees?)
father figure / fatter figure
Safe and secure / safe insecure
breathing patterns, birthing patters
disco voice / this cold vice
smoke from a chimney / smack form ache in me / smock foam my kin me
waiting / wading
what's up / wood's "uh!" / want some
What are your sources? / Water your sore says
symbols / some balls
spine / spy-in
sand / send
random / rain dumb
the good came first / the good cane thirst
brings in / bring sin
I'd hate to be you / I date to be you
de-scratching the skin / discouraging these kin
had sex / head sacks, six
White Christmas / wet cris mass / wet crust mess
life on Mars / lie fun mo' S.S. (moss is green and sort of like cannabis)
want, one "t" (the cross)
moderna / my doorknob
secretive / secret if
gonna lose / gun a loose
publicly / pubic lie
I'm ugly / eye mugly
a cane, arcane / okay-in
flirting, farting alone (ignoring your a**)
better in time / bitter in tie
What good is pretty? / wet god is petty
squirrel / score a hole / square a ho
finding your center / finding you Santa
excuses / sex, six uses
dollar / dealer (they are good for the status quo)
crystal / curse still
going / growing (outside?)
any better / innie, in E bitter
my space / mice pace
huh / ha
fuck / fork
however / ho lever
eggs, aches / eggsacks
holding hair, hare (slow down)
slithering sin / sly the reason / still the reason
I feel / 1 "f" eel
deciding / decoding
don't worry / don't wear e
shiny / shy knee
sinking in your claws/ siccing, sicking in your clause / sickening in your clothes
veil / vail (deer-hunting is common, dare-haunting is calming)
I can not sleep right now / I can nazi-lip, leap right now
uncle and the police / place / please
meth, myth (the water is shiny, the myth is we originated from Europe)(your rope, we were "brought back alive")
hating myself / hating mice elf (Keebler crackers)
Paris Hilton / parasail a ton / purse hit on
pitch it to me / peach it two me (no core)
no hair / no where / now where
get your money's, mummie's worth / gut your mommy's worth
rob the pyramid / rub the purr all mid
awkward hand, hard
talk, take me down / tack me done, meat on
stupid / stop I.D. / stoop-id
chord / cord / curd
de-scratching the skin / discouraging these kin
don't get less / "don't get"-less / don't, get less, Lyss
dust balls / D.A.S.T. bowls (drug abuse screening test)
drooling / drool in
crime drama / crum germer / karma drummer
dreams and nightmares / genes and neighbors
what is sleep? / wet is slip / wood is leap
mister / mint stir (bowls of Salvia (hallucinogen in mint family), bulls of saliva (teeth brushing))
singing / sinning
foreign / for in / four n
clam chowder / clench odor / clan chatter
kicking and screaming / kick,cake again's creaming
temping / tempting
steps / stamps
maid / made
chat / cheat (tests?)
please / pleas
acid bath / a kid bat
guillotine / gay a teen
calling the police their right / cold in the place they write
higher than average / hear the knave rage
too, two picky
peaches / pit cheese / pitches
mingle / mm in go
help I can't breathe / hell pie can't breed
mango / I'm ungo
butt hole / butt whole / bottle / battle
good ripples / god really pulls / get rail-poles
retards / writ arts
however / ho lever
what's,wit's,wet's going on
assassins / ask asians / a sass sins / as seasons
Jesus help may / jizz-is-help me
nothing to sea, see here
sea horse / si (yes in Spanish) hearse
Pompeii / palm pee,pay
dulcimer / die some more / doll simmer
ass hole / a soul
hit / hint
coming over / combing over
wig not / wing nut
premise / promise
wizards hat / wizz it's hot
raven / revvin' / ravin'
perfection / profession
revvin' / re:win
leaders or the kids / liters are the kiss
death is walking to you / def is working to you
cancelling your plans / can't sell any your plants
detached / debt ached
generic / Gen Eric / Gina wreck / giant erect / join Iraq
mister / mint stir,steer
this pie is unreal / the spy a sun-rail, arson reel
red / read
it's too long / ass to lung
18 / a team / a teen
need / knead
what haven't I seen / want having a scene
diamond eye / die men die
provided / provide dead / prove it dead
sleep okay / slip her K (ketamine)
for me / firm e (ecstasy)
overdone / over dumb
Fox News / faux noose (tie?)
calling the please / condom to please
Can I come in? K knock em in?
hone your skills / home yours kills
believe in yourself / be leaving yourself
diversion / die version
taKING a WALLk, king of the hill
clearly / Claire-Lee
have fun doll / ha fondle
press play now / pus ply new
mopey / moo pee (milk???)
IM you, I am you
first lady / thist waity
devil / 'd' evil
corpses / carp-sizz
the issues / the chews
there / the heir, air
ox / axe
pay attention / PA a tension
profound / pro-fund
headstrong / heed strung
sleep stop / steep slop
tired eyes / tire dies
dynamite / dine I might
fetal / feed all
blech (yuck) longs / black lungs
placenta / play center
crush on the first / crash on the thirst
call me / cull me / caw me / coming
meats good / meets god / mates good
license and registration / lie sense and Reggie stray shin
taking a hit/hint "cough cough"
non-irritating / nun ear a teeting (cigarette/alternative instead of acting out intuitively)
taking / tea a king
backbone / bad bone
Pat come in / pack 'em, Em in / pick amen
crunchy / crotch chi
dressed / jest
cattle / cat hole / cow toll
force it down / farce it done / "face-it" dome
appalled by actions / appled by ash-ins
Santa sledder / sand toe-slider
discard / de-scarred
losing / Lucy in / Lou-seen, scene
crypt / crept / script
Russian / rushing
clouds / clouts / clots / Klaus
Thank you guys so much / Think you're gay so much
Aladin / all addin' (all adding *up*, making it okay for people to live who crave or "love" nice, young "souls"
(describing opportunities in life broadly))
pan it / pen it / payin' it / peanut / pain it
Not about that life / nut about that lie
pull / pearl
armed (trees?)
father figure / fatter figure
Safe and secure / safe insecure
breathing patterns, birthing patters
disco voice / this cold vice
smoke from a chimney / smack form ache in me / smock foam my kin me
waiting / wading
what's up / wood's "uh!" / want some
What are your sources? / Water your sore says
symbols / some balls
spine / spy-in
sand / send
random / rain dumb
the good came first / the good cane thirst
brings in / bring sin
I'd hate to be you / I date to be you
de-scratching the skin / discouraging these kin
had sex / head sacks, six
White Christmas / wet cris mass / wet crust mess
life on Mars / lie fun mo' S.S. (moss is green and sort of like cannabis)
want, one "t" (the cross)
moderna / my doorknob
secretive / secret if
gonna lose / gun a loose
publicly / pubic lie
I'm ugly / eye mugly
a cane, arcane / okay-in
flirting, farting alone (ignoring your a**)
better in time / bitter in tie
What good is pretty? / wet god is petty
squirrel / score a hole / square a ho
finding your center / finding you Santa
excuses / sex, six uses
dollar / dealer (they are good for the status quo)
crystal / curse still
going / growing (outside?)
any better / innie, in E bitter
my space / mice pace
huh / ha
fuck / fork
however / ho lever
eggs, aches / eggsacks
holding hair, hare (slow down)
slithering sin / sly the reason / still the reason
I feel / 1 "f" eel
deciding / decoding
don't worry / don't wear e
shiny / shy knee
sinking in your claws/ siccing, sicking in your clause / sickening in your clothes
veil / vail (deer-hunting is common, dare-haunting is calming)
I can not sleep right now / I can nazi-lip, leap right now
uncle and the police / place / please
meth, myth (the water is shiny, the myth is we originated from Europe)(your rope, we were "brought back alive")
hating myself / hating mice elf (Keebler crackers)
Paris Hilton / parasail a ton / purse hit on
pitch it to me / peach it two me (no core)
no hair / no where / now where
get your money's, mummie's worth / gut your mommy's worth
rob the pyramid / rub the purr all mid
awkward hand, hard
talk, take me down / tack me done, meat on
stupid / stop I.D. / stoop-id
chord / cord / curd
de-scratching the skin / discouraging these kin
don't get less / "don't get"-less / don't, get less, Lyss
dust balls / D.A.S.T. bowls (drug abuse screening test)
drooling / drool in
crime drama / crum germer / karma drummer
dreams and nightmares / genes and neighbors
what is sleep? / wet is slip / wood is leap
mister / mint stir (bowls of Salvia (hallucinogen in mint family), bulls of saliva (teeth brushing))
singing / sinning
foreign / for in / four n
clam chowder / clench odor / clan chatter
kicking and screaming / kick,cake again's creaming
temping / tempting
steps / stamps
maid / made
chat / cheat (tests?)
please / pleas
acid bath / a kid bat
guillotine / gay a teen
calling the police their right / cold in the place they write
higher than average / hear the knave rage
too, two picky
peaches / pit cheese / pitches
mingle / mm in go
help I can't breathe / hell pie can't breed
mango / I'm ungo
butt hole / butt whole / bottle / battle
good ripples / god really pulls / get rail-poles
retards / writ arts
however / ho lever
what's,wit's,wet's going on
assassins / ask asians / a sass sins / as seasons
Jesus help may / jizz-is-help me
nothing to sea, see here
sea horse / si (yes in Spanish) hearse
Pompeii / palm pee,pay
dulcimer / die some more / doll simmer
ass hole / a soul
hit / hint
coming over / combing over
wig not / wing nut
premise / promise
wizards hat / wizz it's hot
raven / revvin' / ravin'
perfection / profession
revvin' / re:win
leaders or the kids / liters are the kiss
death is walking to you / def is working to you
cancelling your plans / can't sell any your plants
detached / debt ached
generic / Gen Eric / Gina wreck / giant erect / join Iraq
mister / mint stir,steer
this pie is unreal / the spy a sun-rail, arson reel