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    I need funny answeres for this question

    Please me with this

    Kindly give different uses of pencil, I am looking for funny answers for this..

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    Re: I need funny answeres for this question

    Quote Originally Posted by new2grammar View Post
    Please me with this

    Kindly give different uses of pencil, I am looking for funny answers for this..

    Regards,
    This is not so much a funny answer as a joke but....

    The Americans spent millions of dollars developing a special pen that could be used in space. It had to work upright, upside down, in zero gravity and be able to withstand pressure, heat, cold etc etc. After millions of dollars and ten years of research, they finally created the Space Pen and proudly announced it to the world as an amazing invention that solved the problems of how to write in space.
    The Russians pointed out that they had been writing in space for years - they used a pencil.


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    Re: I need funny answeres for this question

    Quote Originally Posted by emsr2d2 View Post
    This is not so much a funny answer as a joke but....

    The Americans spent millions of dollars developing a special pen that could be used in space. It had to work upright, upside down, in zero gravity and be able to withstand pressure, heat, cold etc etc. After millions of dollars and ten years of research, they finally created the Space Pen and proudly announced it to the world as an amazing invention that solved the problems of how to write in space.
    The Russians pointed out that they had been writing in space for years - they used a pencil.

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    thanks for sharing such wonderful jokes.

    But i am just looking for one line answer

    Please contribute with whatever come to mind

    Thanks,


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    Re: I need funny answeres for this question

    What about the constipated mathematician?

    He had to work it out with a pencil.











    Sorry

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    Re: I need funny answeres for this question

    Quote Originally Posted by emsr2d2 View Post
    This is not so much a funny answer as a joke but....

    The Americans spent millions of dollars developing a special pen that could be used in space. It had to work upright, upside down, in zero gravity and be able to withstand pressure, heat, cold etc etc. After millions of dollars and ten years of research, they finally created the Space Pen and proudly announced it to the world as an amazing invention that solved the problems of how to write in space.
    The Russians pointed out that they had been writing in space for years - they used a pencil.

    I've heard this one before. Do you if it's true or an urban myth?

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    Re: I need funny answeres for this question

    Quote Originally Posted by new2grammar View Post
    .

    thanks for sharing such wonderful jokes.

    But i am just looking for one line answer

    Please contribute with whatever come to mind

    Thanks,
    how about this two
    1. Keep it handy, it is cleanser for your nose and ear. Warning: donít dig it deep inside because further some it wonít be a pleasure
    2. If you are bore Give yourself a challenge and go play the drum with just TWO pencils. One for each hand. If you succeed, get yourself in the Book of Records! *make sure you thank me for giving you the idea!

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    Re: I need funny answeres for this question

    Quote Originally Posted by bertietheblue View Post
    I've heard this one before. Do you if it's true or an urban myth?
    Sadly, I believe it's a myth. It would, admittedly, be even funnier if it were true.

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    #9

    Re: I need funny answeres for this question

    Pencil???
    Destroying your elder sister or brother's school books!
    Sharping again and again to create a mess in the room!
    Pinching someone's balloon!

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