Student or Learner
Q. you're caught by the cops for speeding. What are the most interesting excuses you can come up with?
A. It's emergency...Please let me go...I am seasrching for a loo..or i will piss off here
B. I am getting late for my marraige, If i wont reach within 15 minutes or my bride will marraige my best friend standing next to her right now
C. By mistake I pressed accelator instead of break...
some very funny excuses if anyone can think of
I am searching for a loo please let me go or I will piss off here only
I am getting late for marriage pundit ji message me to reach within 10 minutes or I will be unmarried for lifetime
I was trying to keep a safe distance between your car and the one at the back.
speeding to stop a friend from committing suicide
I am on test drive the engine in my car is originally a F1 car engine.
My whole family is hospitalized because of food poisoning leave me on humanitarian ground
An unknown person told u over the phone tht there is a bomb in ur car and if u drive below 60 kmph, the car will explode…but tanks to you I come to know that it was hoax call
Does it sound funny?
Kindly help if you can add anything to it
There are no excuses to explain for speeding up. The guys of this kind are worthy to be charged as much as possible , I think these guys have a lot of money.
I'm not a person who has a great sense of humour but I really didn't find funny :
cheersspeeding to stop a friend from committing suicide
Sorry officer, my corolla has a habit of doing that!
I contest the speedgun reading, officer. You were pointing at my car at an angle outside the specified line of sight for an accurate reading.
You were tailing me at constant distance, officer. So, if I was speeding, what were you doing, hmmm?
My driving licence? It's in my pocket. Looky here, a ten. Maybe I've also got a twenty...? Oh, yes...
I probably go over the speed limit all the time but I don't know since my odometer isn't working. Nor indeed are any of the other gauges on my dashboard. The car still passed its MoT test though!
How about, "Sorry Officer, I had to get home to answer all those 'Urgent Grammar Help Needed' questions!"