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    I m looking for some very interesting answers

    Q. you're caught by the cops for speeding. What are the most interesting excuses you can come up with?

    A. It's emergency...Please let me go...I am seasrching for a loo..or i will piss off here

    B. I am getting late for my marraige, If i wont reach within 15 minutes or my bride will marraige my best friend standing next to her right now

    C. By mistake I pressed accelator instead of break...

    some very funny excuses if anyone can think of

    Please help

    Regards,

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    Re: I m looking for some very interesting answers

    I know someone who told the police he'd heard David Icke (a new age speaker) on the radio and was rushing home to put on turquoise clothes. The police were unimpressed and charged him. (this was several years ago)

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    Re: I m looking for some very interesting answers

    Quote Originally Posted by Tdol View Post
    I know someone who told the police he'd heard David Icke (a new age speaker) on the radio and was rushing home to put on turquoise clothes. The police were unimpressed and charged him. (this was several years ago)
    how about the following reasons:

    I am searching for a loo please let me go or I will piss off here only
    I am getting late for marriage pundit ji message me to reach within 10 minutes or I will be unmarried for lifetime
    I was trying to keep a safe distance between your car and the one at the back.
    speeding to stop a friend from committing suicide
    I am on test drive the engine in my car is originally a F1 car engine.
    My whole family is hospitalized because of food poisoning leave me on humanitarian ground
    An unknown person told u over the phone tht there is a bomb in ur car and if u drive below 60 kmph, the car will explode…but tanks to you I come to know that it was hoax call
    Does it sound funny?

    Kindly help if you can add anything to it

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    Re: I m looking for some very interesting answers

    There are no excuses to explain for speeding up. The guys of this kind are worthy to be charged as much as possible , I think these guys have a lot of money.

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    Re: I m looking for some very interesting answers

    Quote Originally Posted by crazYgeeK View Post
    There are no excuses to explain for speeding up. The guys of this kind are worthy to be charged as much as possible , I think these guys have a lot of money.
    I agree with yu but it's a fun execrise
    Think of as many weird ideas as you can

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    Re: I m looking for some very interesting answers

    hi,

    I'm not a person who has a great sense of humour but I really didn't find funny :

    speeding to stop a friend from committing suicide
    cheers

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    Re: I m looking for some very interesting answers

    Sorry officer, my corolla has a habit of doing that!

    I contest the speedgun reading, officer. You were pointing at my car at an angle outside the specified line of sight for an accurate reading.

    You were tailing me at constant distance, officer. So, if I was speeding, what were you doing, hmmm?

    My driving licence? It's in my pocket. Looky here, a ten. Maybe I've also got a twenty...? Oh, yes...

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    Re: I m looking for some very interesting answers

    Quote Originally Posted by new2grammar View Post
    how about the following reasons:

    I am searching for a loo. please let me go or I will piss off here.
    "Piss off" has a different meaning - it's a colloquial, vulgar term which means to leave, to go away, to clear out. It's nothing to do with pissing.
    R.

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    Re: I m looking for some very interesting answers

    I probably go over the speed limit all the time but I don't know since my odometer isn't working. Nor indeed are any of the other gauges on my dashboard. The car still passed its MoT test though!

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    Re: I m looking for some very interesting answers

    How about, "Sorry Officer, I had to get home to answer all those 'Urgent Grammar Help Needed' questions!"

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