Student or Learner
"Morphe into some Stepford Wife who makes finger sandwiches." What does "Stepford Wife" mean here? What's "finger sandwiches"?
Meant to be eaten in one or two bites, so you do not have to set them down anywhere. Finger food. Finger sandwiches.
Actual "finger sandwiches" are long, narrow sandwiches (with a variety of different fillings) served during cocktail parties or other social gatherings. They are designed to be easily eaten in a few bites, without any mess (no plate necessary). They are called "finger" sandwiches due to their long, narrow shape - about the size of an index finger.