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    please check the contents ..its humorous stuff

    Anti-Advance 4G Scam Act
    Lots of act of omission and commission have already been committed in 2G & 3G scams. Let’s get ready for the future. Although change is constant but our great corrupted leaders will never change whatever may come. Before 4G, 5G or whichever G comes, let us have a strong law in place, which will give them point to point guidance. We should also have a special class for ministers to teach – HOW TO DRAFT TENDERS?

    Family Floater Act
    Only family members are being promoted to the highest echelons in politics. Let us put an end to it. No we are not saying that they are not eligible for the post, everyone has an equal right in democracy. So, if you belong to a flame politician’s family then it is mandatory for you to go through the round of tests. And for a start Round 1 – solo performance; sing national anthem.

    Sports Development Bill

    Prosecute all ministers who are heads of sporting authorities in India if they do not resign within 15 days once this bill come into effect. The punishment: Pay fine equivalent to your Swiss Bank a/c or just cool your heels at the local jail. Because, if they continue occupying the top posts than the sport culture in India can not flourish.

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    Re: please check the contents ..its humorous stuff

    Quote Originally Posted by new2grammar View Post
    Anti-Advance 4G Scam Act
    Lots of act of omission and commission have already been committed in 2G & 3G scams. Let’s get ready for the future. Although change is constant our great corrupted leaders will never change whatever may come. Before 4G, 5G or whichever G comes, let us have a strong law in place, a law that will give them point to point guidance. We should also have a special class for ministers to teach them – HOW TO DRAFT TENDERS?

    Family Floater Act
    Only family members are being promoted to the highest echelons in politics. Let us put an end to it. No we are not saying that they are not eligible for the post, everyone has an equal right in democracy. So, if you belong to a flame politician’s family then it is mandatory for you to go through the round of tests. And for a start Round 1 – solo performance; sing the National Anthem.

    Sports Development Bill

    Prosecute all ministers who are heads of sporting authorities in India if they do not resign within 15 days of this bill coming into effect. The punishment: Pay a fine equivalent to your Swiss Bank a/c or just cool your heels at the local jail. Because, if they continue occupying the top posts then the sports culture in India can not flourish.
    Jai Hind. Bhai.

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