Student or Learner
What are you doing here?
Someone has to give you the
smackdown you so richly deserve.
That's it me who gets to do
it is just the cherry on top.
What "That's it me who gets to do" mean?
I am happy you are getting your comeuppance.
I am even happier than I have the privilege of being the person who does it.
I'm not a teacher, but I write for a living. Please don't ask me about 2nd conditionals, but I'm a safe bet for what reads well in (American) English.