[General] The adventures of Steve Jobs...

[Silverobama]

Hi,

The adventures of Steve Jobs has aloof been released, actuality is a affecting access about Steve Jobs and his wife. On the Month of 2011, at the bless of his 20th ceremony with his wife, Laurene Powell Jobs, He apprehend a agenda he had written.

1.
What does the red part mean of the first sentence?

2.
What does "at the bless" mean?

3.
Does "apprehend" mean "understand"?

Thanks a lot

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[tedtmc]

not a teacher
To apprehend means to arrest (a criminal).
The two sentences are totally incomprehensible.

 

[SoothingDave]

This was not written by a native. It wouldn't surprise me at all to find this came out of some computer translator. It's incomprehensible.

 

[Barb_D]

And if the computer translators were on crack, it wouldn't come out any worse than this!

 

[Tdol]

The person behind the site is Chinese, so it could be a computer translation of something they wrote. As English, it makes no sense at all.