Please help me with punctuation

[jswarraich]

Tech-savvy beggar :


Thank you for donating. you can now even donate 24X 7 on therichesbegger.co
and stand a chance to win all expenses paid trip to mars. Also do not forget to like
us on facebook.


Facebook:


In today’s era of face book - we hardly meet face to face and neither have a time
to read books


Facebook Addiction:


Wife: Darling you forgotten my birthday

Husband: My smartphone is acting like a fool since past few days. It didn't pop up facebook birthday reminder in notification bar. So sorry honey


9. Boss is not always right:

Boss: You have been telling everyone that boss is not always right. prove it right now


Employee: The biggest proof is that you had been asking everyone about it.


10.Advertising:


Businessmen: Too much advertising is killing my business

Wife: But I really do not remember if you ever did any advertising

Business: that’s true, but my competitors did!


11.Status report:


Boss: Where you have been since three days and no status report either.

Employee: But I have been constantly updating my watsapp status 24 hours so
everyone gets live-feeds.


12. Marketing


Women: your salesperson promised that after using shampoo there won’t any
more hair problems. But now I am totally bald.


Manager: Exactly! No hair, no more problem mam. And you much have read
disclaimer!

 

[Charlie Bernstein]

Just for openers, ALL sentences must end with a punctuation mark - usually a period. No exceptions.

And all sentences must start with a capital letter. No exceptions.

And - beggar? That's a poor word choice. It makes no sense. Beggars ask for donations, they don't make them. And everyone who asks for donations isn't a beggar.

And - the singular of women is woman.