Re: Text analysis
Some people find it fun.
I am not one of them.
I couldn't care less about the grammar of a sentence as long as it conveys the meaning I want it to and my reader does not have to work hard to understand that meaning. If I can be humorous or thought-provoking, so much the better.
That does not mean I don't want to write grammatically; I would lose credibility if I did not. But to say "Oh, that's a dependent clause containing two adverbial phrases, etc." -- I just don't care.
I'm not a teacher, but I write for a living. Please don't ask me about 2nd conditionals, but I'm a safe bet for what reads well in (American) English.