what does it mean to be said to "pig off you efin wanko"? my hands was upside the skirt at the time of clock too.
Pig off, is not an expresion I am familiar with but the meaning is clear.
'Effin is another way of saying a taboo word (starts with F - PM me if you have a problem understanding that!)
Time of clock too ... your guess is as good as mine possibly means' as(at the time) she said it to me.