In many languages, both the giver and the taker borrow. In English, the giver loans or lends and the taker borrows.
If you wish to borrow some money, I will loan it to you.

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Much as I hate to borrow money from anyone--anyone--my situation is so bad that there's no way to avoid it. I do have to borrow it from someone, and the best choice is someone I know has the money I need. That is, from you. Be a good boy and please borrow me everything you have. A respected person as I am, known as the best juggler with other people's money (that is, thrown up, they never fall back into my hands), I will for sure give it back to you in a reasonable time. When this reasonable time comes, I will decide. Of course. Thank you. Good bye.
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I'd be obliged for any comments on grammar and style of the above passage, full of nonsense and stupidity.
Thanks,
Nyggus![]()
In many languages, both the giver and the taker borrow. In English, the giver loans or lends and the taker borrows.
If you wish to borrow some money, I will loan it to you.
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