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    Re: (Joke) Miscellaneous

    Bartenders and waiters have heard 'em all. But what we rarely hear is someone turning down a drink. "Nah, I better not have one," said one man after I offered him a glass of wine. "I have the world's worst stomach. I eat so many antacids that if I were to keel over dead right this minute, I'd leave my own chalk outline."
    Hello!

    Q1: 'em all= them all?

    Q2: keel over dead =?

    Q3: leave my own chalk outline=?

    Thank you!

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    Quote Originally Posted by thedaffodils View Post
    Hello!

    Q1: 'em all= them all? all of them

    Q2: keel over dead =? die

    Q3: leave my own chalk outline=? The chalk in the antacids would leave an outline (as at a crime scene)

    Thank you!

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    Quote Originally Posted by thedaffodils View Post
    Hello!

    Q1: 'em all= them all? Yes.

    Q2: keel over dead = faint and die.

    Q3: leave my own chalk outline= http://farm1.static.flickr.com/56/15...1228c8dc24.jpg

    Thank you!
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    Q1:

    Q2: to drop dead

    Q3: a chalk line is drawn on the ground by the police or coroner's office to mark the position of a dead body

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    Q1: 'em all= them all? Yes

    Q2: keel over dead =? drop dead, fall over dead, die instantly

    Q3: leave my own chalk outline=? It was once customary for police at the scene of a murder to draw an outline in chalk around the corpse. This allowed the body to be removed but the investigative clues (body location and position) to remain. The joke is that antacids taste like chalk and the customer eats a lot of them.

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    Hi The daffodils,
    I have just the best service, as you can see.

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    Quote Originally Posted by banderas View Post
    Hi The daffodils,
    I have just the best service, as you can see.

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    (Lady & ) Gentlemen, thank you very much for your kind help. I got it. I'd like to copy them down in my English learning note.

    Er, here's my treat. Please don't turn me down.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thedaffodils View Post
    (Lady & ) Gentlemen, thank you very much for your kind help. I got it. I'd like to copy them down in my English learning note.

    Er, here's my treat. Please don't turn me down.
    Thanks!



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    Re: (Joke) Miscellaneous

    To "keel over," is an old sailors' term for a ship or a boat to overturn and sink, much like the term "to go belly up (as a drowning or drowned person)," very apt for bar patrons who, so long ago, were often men of the sea.

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