You see a film in a cinema and a play in a theatre.Hi! Would you please proofread this story at your convenience? It is just a translation exercise basically. Thanks in advance!
Tom was a detective plays fan a great fan of detective stories/films/plays. He always had a great interest in discerning identifying who the murderer was by each word, each fishy plot.
One day, he went to the theatre to see a play called Murder in the Park. The play started as soon as a waiter ushered him the usher showed him to his seat.
The usher asked, " Are you satisfied with your position, Sir?" "Is this seat ok for you, sir?"
Tom nodded, " Yep, thank you!"
Th usher continued, "Can I take your hat to the cloakroom?"
" No, thanks!" Tom responded. And then he said to himself, " The guy might go soon."
But the usher asked , " Would you like a playbill?"
Tom said impatiently, " Nope!'
The waiter furthered went on, " Or opera glasses?"
Tom fumed and turned them down. The usher kept offering Tom things like chocolates or a bottle of champagne. The plot turned to the climax. The play was coming to the climax.
Tom flared up, " I want nothing. Get lost!"
The usher finally figured out he couldn't get a tip from Tom so he decided to teach him a lesson. He pointed out towards the stage and whispered spitefully near into Tom's ear, "The murderer is just the gardener!"The gardener did it!
The person who shows you to your seat in either is an usher.