After a bus travelling,
Asistant: Yes gentleman, gentlemen last stop, okey, okay?
Traveller: Open the baggage compartment please so that I can get my suitcase. I wanna want to get rid of this thorny bus asap.
Asistant: Don't blame the bus, bro.You came across someone who is oaf/sacchar what does that mean! or Someone who is oaf/sacchar has banged bumped you. Don't expect any favors from the place where he (that cow) has been. Since a cow is female, you need a different word.
1)Can I say "up to here" instead "last stop" ?
2)Is using "thorny bus" correct? I have no idea what a thorny bus is, perhaps a junk-heap of a bus? That would indicate that it is an old bus.
3)"He has banged you" I don't know if this makes sense.The other verbs: butt, barge, bump... bumped you is better, for "banged you" is a vulgar way of saying that you have had sex with someone.
4)"Don't expect any favor from the place where he has been." I tried to say where he is, there is a mess, so don't hope any good thing from where he has been.
I am not a teacher.
Student or Learner