Some Jokes
1-A hashish addict knocked at his neighbor’s door:
--The addict :”Do you have tomatoes?”
--Neighbors:”Yes”
--The addict:”So do I “
2-A hashish addict stopped by a prowl car :
--The policeman:”Could you please show me your Driving License”
--The addict:”I have neither hashish nor any thing at all”
3-A hashish addict laughs at lightning ,Why?He thinks there is one photographing him
4-A hashish addict went to a nearby supermarket and asked the shopkeeper:
--The addict :”Have you got ice?”
--Shopkeeper:”Yes”
--The addict:”Is it cold”
5-An old woman once jumpped into sea , why? So that people can call her”A victim of the drown Titanic ship”
6-A theif broke into an old woman’s home and stole TV .Saw the theif running away,the old woman picked up the remote control set and chased crying at him:”Hey!Here you are the R.C set as well!
7-A hag is always jumping on her house’sofa, why?So that people around her can ask her:”Sit down , daughter”
8-An old woman at an evening school once asked about the sign”=” what it was:
--Teacher:”What is this “=”?
--The old woman :”It is No”11” laid down!!
9-A hag sick with self-abhorrnce was walking .All of a sudden, she slipped off and fell on the ground:”I wish you had one of your legs broken, evil”addressed herself.
What is the best of all?
with regards
1-A hashish addict knocked at his neighbor’s door:
--The addict :”Do you have tomatoes?”
--Neighbors:”Yes”
--The addict:”So do I “
2-A hashish addict stopped by a prowl car :
--The policeman:”Could you please show me your Driving License”
--The addict:”I have neither hashish nor any thing at all”
3-A hashish addict laughs at lightning ,Why?He thinks there is one photographing him
4-A hashish addict went to a nearby supermarket and asked the shopkeeper:
--The addict :”Have you got ice?”
--Shopkeeper:”Yes”
--The addict:”Is it cold”
5-An old woman once jumpped into sea , why? So that people can call her”A victim of the drown Titanic ship”
6-A theif broke into an old woman’s home and stole TV .Saw the theif running away,the old woman picked up the remote control set and chased crying at him:”Hey!Here you are the R.C set as well!
7-A hag is always jumping on her house’sofa, why?So that people around her can ask her:”Sit down , daughter”
8-An old woman at an evening school once asked about the sign”=” what it was:
--Teacher:”What is this “=”?
--The old woman :”It is No”11” laid down!!
9-A hag sick with self-abhorrnce was walking .All of a sudden, she slipped off and fell on the ground:”I wish you had one of your legs broken, evil”addressed herself.
What is the best of all?
with regards
