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When a be becomes a bee
It can give honey to thee.
 
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Why don't you share and just take your turn
Nothing to lose and a lot more to earn.
 

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Happy Monday all of you
Hope you brought another view
Every morning would tell you
Start your watch and let's go through
I'm your guest and this you knew
In short my word will be due
This is not a point of view
Those who passed are very few.
 

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I don't know why some of us,
Write as if they're on a bus.
Instead of taking their time,
And make sure their ideas rhyme,
They just try to find ideas,
That would show them on their knees.
Can't we be good where we are?
With no need to go that far?:shock:
 

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Oh my dearer member see here for a while,
A word from you may be the cause of a smile.
 

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Who has seen a lion bark ?
A snake singing in the park?
Baby sleeping with a shark?
Someone painting in the dark?
Or just eating a remark?

Who has seen an ant in fear?
Or an owl that cannot hear?
A viper marry a deer?
Ice in rest with the sun near?
Or an Angel drinking beer?

Who has seen a yellow smell?
Some furniture in a shell?
A Rhino that flew then fell?
Or a drink coming from Hell?
A mute singing very well?


Who has seen mosquito dream?
Or a fly ever scream?
Business in canned self esteem?
A flea with a laser beam?
A volcano throw ice cream?
 

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When the students are lazy,
their ideas are not hazy.
They just want to have some rest,
as long as there is no test.
Teacher why are you shouting?
sit down and let us nesting.
 

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Some students are crazy,
With ideas so hazy.
Teachers think them lazy,
But it really is just a "phase-y"!

When will this phase pass? parents ask.
Who knows, but that's not the teacher's task!
 

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When they swear before I ask,

They want to avoid a task.

They don’t look into my eyes,

They forgot their exercise.

When they hover like a hen,

Someone did forget the pen.

When they don’t quickly calm down,

They will make of me a clown.

When they refuse to answer,

Sure they suffer from cancer.

When they are absent minded,

They have to be reminded.
 

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I don't envy you the job.
I wouldn't do it for a bob.

But when you look again, they're sweet!
Especially when their eyes you meet.;-)
Just children from a modern age,
Going through a dreadful stage!
 

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Teaching is the best of arts,
That shape the minds and the hearts.
When a person says : ”I know”,
Surely he’s been in the row.
Imagine dealing with minds,
Same ? oh no,but multi-kinds.
To feed them with what they need,
You should know how to proceed.
Something else will not say “Hi”
Or in evening “teacher,bye”;-)
 

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School holidays are coming.
Teachers will be glad.
Just in time, before going mad!

Sweet little kids grow up so fast.
Before you know it, teenagers, blast!
And then it's trouble, trouble, trouble.
And all your patience ends in rubble.

Were we like that? you think.
Of course, it's time that passes in a wink!:cool:
 

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Far away I met a rock
Trying to coo as a duck
To say why it should be stuck
And not have the others’ luck
Such as getting on a truck
Or having something to suck

A comment came from a tree
Who did not seem to agree
Who will hold if you leave me?
We are you why can’t you see?
If you were set to be free?
Where on earth think thee you’ll flee?

The answer came from a crow
Who said where if you allow?
Eat the grass ; you’re not a cow!
Be human; you cannot bow!
To the sea; you’ve got no jaw!
Fly away; you don’t know how!
 
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