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Promoting hell..Kindly check and give your views

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the Hell – total satisfashion
Now we are hiring
Qualification:
The incumbent candidate should have extensive experience of all criminal activities. Death penalty given by any government accredited court of any country would be an added advantage. If you are very lazy, good for nothing or good for everything apply today. Good human being with passion to excel in any field can also apply
Package offered:
Earn without doing anything. Free trips to any country unlimited or till you get exhausted. The less you work the more you earn.
Apply:
Hell@xyz.com shortlisted candidate need to come anywhere we will personally visit to take your ineterview
 

emsr2d2

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[STRIKE]the [/STRIKE]Hell – total satisfashion (I assume this isn't a pun on "fashion" - so it should be satisfaction)

We are now hiring!

Qualifications:

The incumbent candidate should have extensive experience of all criminal activities. Death penalty given by any government-accredited court of any country would be an added advantage. If you are very lazy, good for nothing or good for everything, apply today. Good human beings with the passion to excel in any field can also apply.

Package offered:

Earn without doing anything (or "Good salary for doing absolutely nothing!). Unlimited free trips to any country [STRIKE]or till[/STRIKE] until you get exhausted. The less you work, the more you earn.

Apply to:

Hell@xyz.com

Shortlisted candidates do not need to [STRIKE]come[/STRIKE]
go anywhere. We will personally visit to [STRIKE]take your[/STRIKE] interview you!


See above.
 

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over all how is the concept?

I like it. It's very amusing. Though "good human beings" historically wouldn't get into Hell and are unlikely to have been sentenced to death!!
 
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