blouen
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This is taken from our textbook at work.
Sir Conan Doyle's incomparable creations, the Sherlock Holmes of the razor
sharp logic and Dr. Watson of the tired listener of the "Elementary, my dear
Watson", are household names as loveable as you and I to our moms. They are the
super sleuths that have given us endless delights and have kept us awake all
night.
Are your a Sherlock Holmes at cracking mysteries? Put on your thinking
cap, fire up that pipe, and solve a crime mystery.
I was roused from a beer induced sleep by a knock on my door. The constable."
A man is dead, and something smells fishy. And so are you. Need your help ASAP."
I went to over to the crime scene." Tell me what happened."
"We went hunting up the Nam san with my dead friend Mier here. (sob). We were
going to shoot for lions, you know. (sob)
It was dark, no stars, no moon, not even a flashlight, no nothing. (a
prolonged girly whimper)
"Quit that"
"Well, Mier, my dead friend here, went out over to this place near the cliff
and I stayed put.
He was gone for a long spell and I was scared, so I called out his name but
nothing."
"How long was he gone?"
" Half an hour or so."
" So I went looking, calling out his name."
" Then from this cliff came this thing. It was a mountain lion for sure. It's
eyes were shining, staring at me."
" I shouted, Mier is that you!" I got no reply."
" So I shot at it." (sob sob sob)
"Quit that"
" And then when I lit a match, I saw my dead friend here. I shot him in the
head. I'm telling you, it's an accident"
"Constable, give me a beer, let me go back to sleep, and arrest this man. It
was no accident"
Now my dear Watson, tell me how I knew this man was a
murderer.
Sir Conan Doyle's incomparable creations, the Sherlock Holmes of the razor
sharp logic and Dr. Watson of the tired listener of the "Elementary, my dear
Watson", are household names as loveable as you and I to our moms. They are the
super sleuths that have given us endless delights and have kept us awake all
night.
Are your a Sherlock Holmes at cracking mysteries? Put on your thinking
cap, fire up that pipe, and solve a crime mystery.
I was roused from a beer induced sleep by a knock on my door. The constable."
A man is dead, and something smells fishy. And so are you. Need your help ASAP."
I went to over to the crime scene." Tell me what happened."
"We went hunting up the Nam san with my dead friend Mier here. (sob). We were
going to shoot for lions, you know. (sob)
It was dark, no stars, no moon, not even a flashlight, no nothing. (a
prolonged girly whimper)
"Quit that"
"Well, Mier, my dead friend here, went out over to this place near the cliff
and I stayed put.
He was gone for a long spell and I was scared, so I called out his name but
nothing."
"How long was he gone?"
" Half an hour or so."
" So I went looking, calling out his name."
" Then from this cliff came this thing. It was a mountain lion for sure. It's
eyes were shining, staring at me."
" I shouted, Mier is that you!" I got no reply."
" So I shot at it." (sob sob sob)
"Quit that"
" And then when I lit a match, I saw my dead friend here. I shot him in the
head. I'm telling you, it's an accident"
"Constable, give me a beer, let me go back to sleep, and arrest this man. It
was no accident"
Now my dear Watson, tell me how I knew this man was a
murderer.
