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Some Jokes

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Ayed

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Hi, my teachers .
I have just hunted these jokes to refresh our minds:


1-A drunk cat walked on the street:”shall I say mow or yawo”
2-A wandering dog passed by a polic dog and contemplated:” I wish I had completed my education so as to be as the police dog”
3-A couple , a hen and a rooster passed by a chicken being roasted.The rooster warned its wife:”This punishment is for whom she disobeys her husband”
4-A stingy man standing in a balcony and heard his little son came calling:”Dad ..Dad ..Dad”His father replied:”Hey!It is enough to say “Dad” only one”

5-A stingy man tells his sons:”Darlings!Anyone of you who will pass all exams will see the ice ream car”
6-A couple had a new born and called him” cashbox “
7-A stingy man bought three oranges .He cut the first but was rotten , then he cut the second but was rotten as well.He put off the light ,cut the last orange and gulped it .

Which is the best of them?Which number?
Mr.RonBee and tdol are not allowed to laugh unless they will giggle :wink:
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I have to agree with Tdol. It's #5. That's really stingy. No. 7 is pretty funny too tho.

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Shouldn't have turned the light off after the first? Now that would be stingy. ;-)
 
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