I m looking for some very interesting answers

[2006]

Q. you're caught by the cops for speeding.

some very funny excuses if anyone can think of

Speeding is not a funny thing! It's an idiotic and extremely dangerous thing to do.

There may be a member here who lost a family member or close friend because some idiot was speeding.

[corum]

Q. you're caught by the cops for speeding. What are the most interesting excuses you can come up with?

I was a little too liquored up to notice the speed limit sign. It will not happen again, I promise.

[corum]

There may be a member here who lost a family member or close friend because some idiot was speeding.

There are the other type of drivers (I would refrain from saying 'idiots', although that is exactly what I think of them similarly of those who gave them their licences to drive) who can't drive but try to drive, usually at a snail's pace, thereby obstructing the traffic more and imposing a bigger threat to pedestrians than drivers who can drive and race along the streets.

A good driver can control his vehicle better even at higher speeds than a driver who bartered his cow for a driving licence. We should blame equally drivers who can't drive and (so) drive slow -- there are a lot of them.

[Raymott]

Speeding is not a funny thing! It's an idiotic and extremely dangerous thing to do.

There may be a member here who lost a family member or close friend because some idiot was speeding.

That's true, and it's a good point.
But there is irresponsible speeding, which kills people; and there's technical speeding which occurs on good freeways with too-low speed limits, and where cops know they can raise State revenue.
Certainly there's nothing funny about lunatics driving dangerously - whatever aspect of bad driving they engage in.