Re: neck
The whole phrase is "this neck of the woods" and it means a particular area, sometimes remote.
"What are you doing out here in this neck of the woods?" you may say to a coworker, when you run into him in your local grocery store but know he lives 20 miles away.
"I haven't been to these gardens in ages. I don't get to this neck of the woods very often. We should come more frequently."
neck of the woods - Idioms - by the Free Dictionary, Thesaurus and Encyclopedia.
I'm not a teacher, but I write for a living. Please don't ask me about 2nd conditionals, but I'm a safe bet for what reads well in (American) English.