Hello. I don't understand what these knock knock jokes below so funny.
Please help me!!!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Scotta
Scotta who?
Scotta be a funnier joke than this!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Phillip
Phillip who?
Phillip the tank I'm outta gas!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Chemo
Chemo who?
Chemo sabe will make you puke!
Hi, frindle.
These are very poor examples of the genre. They are not funny at all.
sounds a bit likeScotta be a funnier joke than this!
'It's got to be a funnier joke than this!'
is supposed to sound likePhillip the tank I'm outta gas!
'Fill up the tank; I'm out of gas.'
'Chemo sabe' sounds like kemo sabe.Chemo sabe will make you puke!
Don't ask me to explain that one.
Rover
The only one of those that sounds like a knock-knock joke to me is the one with Phillip.
A knock-knock joke has a person's name or a common noun. Then that name/noun is reused as a pun where the SOUND it makes is used to complete a sentence.
Phillip = Fill up
The last one doesn't work because no one is named "Chemo" and while Tonto called the Lone Ranger Kimosabe, it's not part of chemotherapy, a cancer treatment, and there's very little that's humorous about cancer in any case.
Scott is a name... is Scotta a name where you live? You're suppose to hear "It's got to be" with "Scotta."
I'm not a teacher, but I write for a living. Please don't ask me about 2nd conditionals, but I'm a safe bet for what reads well in (American) English.
I'm with you on this one. I think it's meant to sound like "There's got to be a funnier joke than this" (and they're not wrong). The problem, as Barb said, is that "Scotta" is not a name. At a push, if it said ...
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Scott.
Scott who?
Scott to be a funnier joke than this.
...it still wouldn't be terribly funny but at least it would fit the general construction.
How about:
Knock knock
Who's there?
Juno.
Juno who?
Juno what I'm going to do if you don't open this door?!
Knock knock
Who's there?
Mikey
Mikey who?
Mikey doesn't fit - can you let me in?
I like 'em
Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Wire.
Wire who?
Wire you asking?
Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita a tissue! Ah Choo!
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Dozen !
Dozen who ?
Dozen anyone want to let me in !