a cable at each desk?

[Tack]

I'm writing an e-mail related to an IT project.

Are the lines below sounds fine/funny?

I am confused with how I should play with countable nouns.

1. In my office there are LAN cables for everybody.
2. Everyone has a LAN cable at their desk.
3. There is a LAN cable for each employee.
4. There is a LAN cable at each desk.

[bhaisahab]

I'm writing an e-mail related to an IT project.

Are the lines below sounds fine/funny?

I am confused with how I should play with countable nouns.

1. In my office there are LAN cables for everybody.
2. Everyone has a LAN cable at their desk.
3. There is a LAN cable for each employee.
4. There is a LAN cable at each desk.

All four are acceptable.

[5jj]

Are do the lines below sounds fine/funny?

[emsr2d2]

Are Do the lines below sounds fine/funny?

[Tack]

All four are acceptable.

That's a good news

But look what's just been pointed out by other teachers.

[Tack]

Are do the lines below sounds fine/funny?

I can't believe how stupid I am...

Thanks

[5jj]

That's a good news
But look what's just been pointed out by other teachers.

And look what this one has just pointed out.

[Tack]

And look what this one has just pointed out.

I just have googled it.
"that's a good news" = > 9 million hits.. are they all written by non-native english speakers?

"that's good news" => 18 million hits.

[SoothingDave]

"that's a good news" = > 9 million hits.. are they all written by non-native english speakers?

Either that, or taken out of context. Perusing the first page of Google hits shows that.

[5jj]

As we say so often in these forums, millions of google hits prove nothing at all about usage. The best places to check whether native speakers use a particular construction are corpora such as Corpus of Contemporary American English (COCA) and British National Corpus (BYU-BNC).

Neither of these records 'what a good news' - not one single example.