Hello teachers, could you please tell me if the text is understandable? This article relates to the festival, and everything that is written in it is like a joke. It is specific because the author calls people abnormal (as a joke).
After 17 years of
the intrusion of ideas upon people that Kazantip is a wonderful
, non-existent country, where Batmen, Peter
Pens Pans and airplanes hover over happy
, naked and dancing people, at last the time
came has come for everyone to admit that this is a diagnosis.
Collective hallucinations, obsession with impossible ideas
and delusion of grandeur
are expressed in that the group of people consider themselves
to be the GREAT NATION
. These are only symptoms of
a widely spread mental disease. So let’s ascertain what that is and who these people
of the GREAT NATION are!!!!
So
, from this year “Republic Kazantip” receives
a the status of experimental psychiatric sanatorium
, n.a. N. Frantsevich. In the atmosphere of a seaside resort from July, 31 till August, 21 people with different delusions and antisocial behavior can undergo a course of intensive treatment, which provides work therapy, art therapy, music therapy, film therapy, sex therapy, smile therapy, falling into a trance, lobotomy, and other pleasant and progressive procedures.
In
the sanatorium there will
also be admitted
also the usual vacationers whose normal health will be mixed with mass pathology and
who ideally must
fasten quicken a the recovery of patients diseased by ‘kazantipophreny’
Let us look at this from another side. Is this disease so dangerous or do we deal with some double sense or even idea that
was originated in people’s heads and received a status of obsessive one?
(Unclear meaning here. Who is obsessive?)
Every year at the end of July
, we drop everything, go on vacation, leave our jobs, send everything to hell and go to a place, where we
can look at magic sunrises or glorious sunsets, to the place of light and music, where dreams come true, where smiles are given for no reason, where moments of love, warmth and freedom make us happy and where the sky, the sun and the sea again and again tell us – hello, the GREAT NATION!!!!!))))))
As the date of Kazantip opening approaches, usual people from depressed provincial cities find at local stores or second-hand stores
, colorful Hawaiian shirts, various marvelous panamas, paint
their hair in bright red
s, green
s, white
s etc.; managers of manufacturing companies take off ties, buy funny clothes in stupid boutiques for teenagers, and go to Kazantip in order to rent a bed in a village house
with conditions outside for some weeks and forget about barrels, rate exchange, and traffic jams.
These people are called the GREAT NATION and really, having passed Kazantip “customs”, once inside Z territory, at last they are in love
of with brotherhood, joy and triumphant hedonism.
There must be a separate topic about costumes
what that the Great Nation wears. Here you can see girls with crazy hairstyles, in dresses with holes, or in too
-lightweight or bright costumes and boys in variegated garments. Moreover
, there are many look
-alikes of famous movie characters
such as Jack Sparrow, Darth Vader, The Joker, Lilu Dallas
, etc.
Many people wear costumes of orange, yellow and black colours – the most favorite colours at Kazantip. At
the closing party you can see many girls in foil costumes whose purpose is to resemble an alien)))
So the more shocking you are
, the more you express yourself.
In connection with
the transformation to the closed experimental psychiatric resort,
the Kazantip Republic declares about changes in viza regime.
From Starting in 2010 a new type of
viza visa is
imposed required – KURORTNAYA (from the Russian word which means “resort”). Every vacationer who visits
the Republic can obtain it. Traditionally the most complex patients receive
vizas visas to The GREAT NATION.
The Viza Visa Department of
the Republic Kazantip (diagnostic department of the resort) plans to conduct mass diagnostic testing and to separate maniacs from normal vacationers. The procedure of detecting the Delusion of Grandeur is absolutely
for FREE. All maniac individualities receive special yellow cards “Great Nation” for vacationers to know who is who. The results of
the experimental treatment can be known only at the end of August. For the most complex patients an extended 1 week and absolutely secret course of therapy is provided from August 21 till August 28 on the territory of the former Martian settlement.
For health vacationers and discharged patients there is no danger of that.XDD.
So what is
a the disease of the GREAT NATION that forces them
, just for once in a year
, to drop everything, to defy rules and beliefs in order to feel happy?
Maybe everyone should search the useful profit even in his vacation and loll on the beach all day long and at night create a crowd scene on Kazantip dance floors…
Anyhow that’s your right to decide how to live in this world – to be a unique
individuality individual that who is able to be useful, give joy to people and get joy or to ignore everything and waste sunny days on the beach till something happens to make you think…
Thank you in advance for your comments...
