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Moussa stop losing your time with some unicorning morons.FYI we didn't even unicorning show up on the internet and scrim as 5 member and came in late for the match and there arguing about us doing some set nades and CPL rofll and BY THE WAY DISPUTING ME WHEN I DID EVEN PLAY ALL DAY AND WAS NOT ON CAUSE I GOT A NEW JOB..AND WHEN YOU GUYS PROBABLY SCRIM ALL DAY..SERIOUSLY GET LOST KIDS VERY ANNOYING AND ALWAYS SAID I WAS HACKING AND I PLAYED 9 MATCH OUT OF 9 AND HAD A RATIO OF SECOND PLACE ON SCOREBOARD..SO WHEN ARE YOU GUS GOING TOO LEARN THAT YOU ARE WRONG.........PZ unicornING ROOKSTERS

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[Raymott]

Originally Posted by might

Please help me edit this paragraph:


Moussa stop losing your time with some unicorning morons.FYI we didn't even unicorning show up on the internet and scrim as 5 member and came in late for the match and there arguing about us doing some set nades and CPL rofll and BY THE WAY DISPUTING ME WHEN I DID EVEN PLAY ALL DAY AND WAS NOT ON CAUSE I GOT A NEW JOB..AND WHEN YOU GUYS PROBABLY SCRIM ALL DAY..SERIOUSLY GET LOST KIDS VERY ANNOYING AND ALWAYS SAID I WAS HACKING AND I PLAYED 9 MATCH OUT OF 9 AND HAD A RATIO OF SECOND PLACE ON SCOREBOARD..SO WHEN ARE YOU GUS GOING TOO LEARN THAT YOU ARE WRONG.........PZ unicornING ROOKSTERS

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This would probably need translation before it could be edited. Do you want it changed into Standard English?
In any case, for starters, you don't need the capitals.
I don't understand the slang, but you might want to keep it. What's your purpose in wanting it edited? You'd need to tell us exactly what you want done to it.