That's five minutes I'll never get back. Wow.
I confess that I actually bought a hamburger and fries at a MacDonald's while visiting Israel. It was Friday, the first day of the weekend there. Not feeling well in the afternoon, I decided to watch a movie at the theater in the mall attached to my hotel. By the time the film ended it was shabbat (Saturday, the sabbath - but the day begins at sundown, so it was Friday evening by my reckoning). All the stands in the mall's food court were closed except for MacDonald's. I later learned that they rotate, and it was just my bad luck that that was the only choice.
Although the hamburger was far better than what you get at MacD's here in the States, I was not inspired to make a YouTube video to commemorate the moment.